How to be a Superhero!
INTRO: So you’ve decided to be a superhero? Slow down, INSERT NAME. First, you need to go through all the steps to become true superhero.
Can you fly? Do you have super strength? Can you smell things from super far away? Do you have money? No? Well, we will think of something for you.
PART 1:
Power to read your own mind, the power to teleport to the exact location you are standing in, the power to procrastinate, the ability to turn in a brick (once) for forever, the power to be the best bartender ever and make drinks disappear really fast, the power to make peoples’ ears bleed from your ukulele power to be invisible in the dark.
How to get your your super power: jumper cables, fork in outlet make sure it is plastic, radioactive spider
OFFICIAL SUPERPOWER: Playing the ukulele so bad, it’s good
PART 2:
So once you’ve selected a power, it is time to choose your name. INSERT NAME and weapon
PART 3:
It is time to get fit if you want to actually be a superhero. Local spin classes might be full, so you may have to work out on your own. Exercising (Eye of the Tiger song playing in the background)
PART 4:
Now that you are fit, it is time to SUIT UP. (Cape idea, underwear over suit, etc.)
PART 5:
So what do you eat? (Show the unhealthy food). No no no. You need to #JUICIFY. (Montage of you juicing and eating healthy).
PART 6:
Transportation: Your first option is a car, but that isn’t very eco-friendly if you are trying to save the world. Luckily you have: public transportation (the bus), bike, skate board, laundry cart, etc.
Screw it. Stick with the car.
PART 7:
Concealing the identity:
If you are actually a superhero, you need a second job to conceal who you really are. The perfect job? (Uber driver). Saving one person at a time: AKA Evana is drunk and needs help.
PART 8:
Missions: Prioritizing your missions. (Villain is holding Evana captive somewhere). The bigger problem is the pickle jar. Mike walks past Evana and opens the pickle jar with your ukulele powers. NEED: Duck tape, pickle jar/beer bottle, and fishing wire
Once you’ve mastered all of these, you have officially become a true Superhero.
PART 9:
Have a final shot of superhero doing superhero things.
THINGS TO BRING (PROPS):
- Wig (Evan) - jar/bottle
- Outfit (nice clothes and superhero suit)
- Sign that says “Spin Classes Full”
- Hammer, saw, light saber, exacto knife,
- Black gloves, wear black
- Jucify Label
- Blender
Locations:
Outside (intro, 1, 6, 7, 8)
Apartment (1, 2, 4, 5, 8)
Gym/Fields (3, 8)
Car (6, 8)
Bus @ Campus West (6)
APARTMENT: Murray Apartment across from Connection
